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Shits and Johnsons

n.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs.
by William Lee January 22, 2004
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shits and giggles

as: " go call them, just for shits and giggles"

or: " Just for shits and giggles, try that shirt on"
by 3grrrs January 30, 2010
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Shits and Kicks

Just another way to say "Shits and Giggles" but Shits and Kicks flows off the tongue better. It still means the same thing, just for the hell of it.
Person A: "Why did they send me a check for 5 cents?"

Person B: "Ehh, just for Shits and Kicks."
by Amanda aka Mrs. Sneaky Butcher November 21, 2010
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shits and googles

Let's look that up for shits and googles.
by herringbonetim August 22, 2011
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Two shits and a Fuck

A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.

When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.

Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.

2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
by _Shaybear_ November 22, 2011
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For shits and giggles

For no real reason other than amusement.
by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
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Shits And Grins

To do something for know reason than to have a laugh.
Jo: lets go and see that new film.

Jake: why?!, its crap.

Jo: Just for Shits and Grins.
by Harrison90 October 1, 2006
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