Posterior Analysis

To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.

When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed.

by shabbychef September 9, 2009

Poetry Analysis

A form of poetry reading where you take every line of text out of context and interpret it super loosely.

Teacher: Let's begin poetry analysis.
Author: The curtains are blue.
Teacher: The curtains are blue means that the owner is struggling with mental illness and is thinking about suicide.
Author: No, the curtains are fucking blue.

by mr suicide man September 29, 2020

The Hitachi Analysis 1920

On May 12th 1920 Dimitri Hitachi, a great unrecognized scientist, artist and engineer, posted his analysis and research papers on how all matter is made energy, and all energy is made up of pure materials known as Adhitness. The density of Adhitness determines its Frequency, Speed etc. and is a core part in later research and theories developed by Sir Dimitri. With adhitness being great one can say that it will be matter and not energy anymore. Adhitivity also determines electronegativity of atoms as well as proves the main reason life exists.

1. Wow Quantum Theory is pretty easy compared to The Hitachi Analysis 1920
2. I agree it looks simple but there is much more to it but it also proves several research theories!

by Dimitri Hitachi January 29, 2022

complex analysis

The course that an undergraduate mathematics and/or physics major must take at some point in their four year degree program. The purpose of this course is to cognitively bitch slap the shit out of the young and aspiring mathematician until he collapses into a deep, comatose like depression. At this point, the young mathematician begins to question concepts like the number zero, and its relationship to the amount of love received by his/her parents, the amount of attention received from the opposite sex, the amount of intelligence which resides within the capacities of their own mind, etc. Some classical analogues of this course are as follows: "getting stiff armed by Gerome Bettis while receiving a left hook from Tyson; having a homeless person give you his change, because he felt you needed it more; getting dunked on by a kid in a wheelchair; childbirth; Learning that your mother gave birth to you while taking a dump; catching a line drive down center field with your face; running through a gauntlet of ninjas, all of whom can round-house kick sand into glass." and last but not least, "its like taking 100 tabs of ecstasy while journeying to the center of existence"

Steve--"Hey Dave, how do you think you did on that Complex Analysis test?", Dave--"Dude, i got raped.", Steve-- "indeed, was it everything you had hoped for?" , Dave-- "yeah man, and more."

by kaioken x base of natrl logs June 20, 2011

Analysis

Analysis comes from anal (of the ass) and the ysis part correlates to kidney dialysis, in which bad stuff is removed from the body. So "analysis" would pretty much mean "talking out of one's ass."

You can't spell analysis without anal

by dildo777 July 26, 2019

sports analyst

Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.

Every mindless fuck could be a sports analyst in today's world.

by atmag06 June 2, 2005

Analya

A girl u simply want to fuck. Huge ass and huge tits. Easy going and has a beautiful face

I fucked Analya last night bro.

by thesmartestguyever May 25, 2016