You're an egg

Dan Glover - it means you're an idiot

Random Person - *Makes a stupid remark*
Dan - "Shut up, you're an egg!"

by MemeGod115 July 8, 2016

Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.

"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"

by Wolf89 August 19, 2008

Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.

"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"

by PopeMichael February 9, 2010

laying an egg

to poop your pants; to fart; a stinky bowel movement.

"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"

Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.

by Solid Steak April 17, 2007

I've got an egg on

A way of ending a phone call without causing offence.

But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".

Bob: "...and then on 14 I made a great par-save from the heavy rough..."

Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."

by seve88 June 11, 2011

Poach an Egg

The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.

She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her

by CubRico November 12, 2016

cracked like an egg

term coined by the variety streamer Punz, used when someone is really good at something, like a video game.

Bro he got 32 kills last game! He's cracked like an egg!

by punzthereynasimp March 29, 2021