Ambidickstrous

The rare disorder of having two dicks, and sometime, one testicle, making threesomes a shit ton easier, and allowing extreme pleasure from double blowjobs.

Guy #1: I heard Kim Kardashian had sex with an Ambidickstrous guy...
Guy #2: Nah, if she did we would have gotten another sex tape.

by AlpacasFracas June 19, 2016

Ambidickstrous

When you can jack off equally well with both hands.

Angel’s left arm is equally as strong as his right - he MUST be ambidickstrous

by BigRM June 4, 2018

Ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to jack off with both hands

I am right handed however I am also ambidickstrous.

by Dik lint September 24, 2020

ambidicktrous

The ability for a female to give a hanski, with or without a blowjob, to a penis equally well with both hands.

Amie's ambidicktrous ability was toe curling! She sucked you off in one hand and me in the other. Fucking amazing!

by Super Hormoan December 9, 2008

ambidicktrous

Being able to jerk off with both hands

When I broke my wrist, i taught myself to be ambidicktrous.

by Dawgin November 28, 2012

Ambidicktrous

When a man can use both hands to tenderize the meat.

"Bro you jerk it with the right or left?"

"Both dude, I'm ambidicktrous!"

by skeetskrt69 April 24, 2017

ambidicktrous

Ability to use the right and left hands equally well during masturbation.

Steve was in a bad accident, broke his right arm in 2 places. Good thing he's ambidicktrous because I wouldn't want to be around him if he couldn't jerk off for 3 months!

by Silky mane April 9, 2019