Amazonian prime

The boomer way of saying Amazon prime.

I’d like the browse the Amazonian prime please.

Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.

by Akot69696969 August 1, 2023

amazonian

An active Amazon associate or worker. This does not include third-party vendors (engineers, delivery drivers, or anyone with a yellow badge) since they’re not an active AA (Amazon associate).

Good morning AMAZONIANS, there’s free breakfast in the break room today.

by WordsYouNeed2Know May 26, 2022

amazonian muffler

When two vigorous women are frantically siscoring this action results in aeronautical exploration and finally, climaxing sexual transcendence.

Lynda and i did the amazonian muffler yesterday and the climax was so orgasmic

by amazons March 9, 2015

Amazonian she-blast

When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position

Dang bro last night after we had sex she hit me with an Amazonian she-blast.

by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023

Amazonian fire Stick

When you run out of lubricant, so you use Vics Vapor Rub to masturbate instead.

Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.

by Deadpools Poodle January 20, 2020

Amazonian slut

A female 6’ feet or taller that can make a tall man feel small or make a tall women feel inferior towards all men

Q: Hey the other night, I visited my Amazonian slut, boy was she was so vivacious and passionate with my cock.
Coworker: dude you like fat sluts?

Q: No I just like being dominated by a female whom is taller than me and wants me to fuck her brains out while she fucks mine back!

Coworker: damn I probably should try to get me an Amazonian experience, gonna add to my bucket list.

Q: You have absolutely no idea what you are missing man
“She’s a man eater”

She will leave you feeling like a horse just rode your ass.

by Bbcluvinwhore March 5, 2025