amazonian plug

When a tall woman, over 6’0, overpowers a man with complete dominance, rendering him speechless that he realizes he likes butt stuff. The sexual equivalent of a male gateway drug.

Hey fellas, this 6’2 chick was an absolute Amazonian Plug last night… we’re all in our 30’s… you should try it!

by MandaPanda88 March 2, 2022

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 27, 2008

amazonian muffler

When two vigorous women are frantically siscoring this action results in aeronautical exploration and finally, climaxing sexual transcendence.

Lynda and i did the amazonian muffler yesterday and the climax was so orgasmic

by amazons March 9, 2015

Amazonian fire Stick

When you run out of lubricant, so you use Vics Vapor Rub to masturbate instead.

Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.

by Deadpools Poodle January 20, 2020

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023

Amazonian prime

The boomer way of saying Amazon prime.

I’d like the browse the Amazonian prime please.

Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.

by Akot69696969 August 1, 2023

Amazonian she-blast

When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position

Dang bro last night after we had sex she hit me with an Amazonian she-blast.

by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024