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by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024
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Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"
Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023
Get the Amazonian Darwinismmug. An active Amazon associate or worker. This does not include third-party vendors (engineers, delivery drivers, or anyone with a yellow badge) since they’re not an active AA (Amazon associate).
by WordsYouNeed2Know May 26, 2022
Get the amazonianmug. I’d like the browse the Amazonian prime please.
Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.
Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.
by Akot69696969 August 1, 2023
Get the Amazonian primemug. When a man eats a bowl of chili, then convinces his friend to sit upside down naked at the bottom of a ladder so the guy can shit into his adshole that’s stretched wide, he then proceeds to eat the shit like a bowl of chili
Mike: “Hey Sean, please let me try the Amazonian chili bowl on you!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”
by Guacamole Migga Pemis January 3, 2025
Get the Amazonian Chili Bowlmug. Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.
by Deadpools Poodle January 20, 2020
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by Webersdicktionary June 12, 2018
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