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A bitch ass mexican who thinks he can become a billionaire withoit going to college.
Look at him he looks like a Alvaro now he works at a mexican restaurant.
Alvaro by heyyy420cool April 30, 2016
A young man who pretends to be a strong a powerful person but in the inside, he's a little girl. Parents usually call their children Alvaro because they either are ugly or have a small penis. Usually the second option.
You are such an Alvaro
alvaro by ASS18-7 January 20, 2016
Someone who is sexually excited by vomit.
" I didn't know she was into Alvaro!"
Alvaro by Ykcirt7 January 4, 2010
%100 Asian or South American.
Only thing special about them is that they are nice sometimes.
Thats all you need to know.
See Alvaro? Watch out, he sometimes just beats the shit out of people lol.
Alvaro by LoveLoveA May 29, 2019
Literally just a retard who acts half his age and is beyond immature. being around this nigga for even a minute will make doubt his age. he’s got a hot sister too
That nigga is such an Alvaro he’s so retarded.
Alvaro by Hehejeje June 10, 2020
The stupidest person alive. Not to mention, he is gay asf. This man is the epitome of a brain tumor whenever you are around him. The size of his dick resembles the half of an atom. If you have an Alvaro in your life...God bless your soul.
Alvaro is the stupidest mf alive.
Alvaro by Spooky Schnitzel November 22, 2021