Pure Alcatraz

noun,adjective. A fat, stupid, annoying, interrupting, repeatative, and or anything that pisses you off.

That Broke Back Mountain movie was so Pure Alcatraz.

Pure Alcatraz by CO Ghost Fox September 3, 2008

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Alcatraz

Former prison island in San Francisco; now Warrington Labs, where they're manufacturing a mutant cure.

Dave: Boy, they've really done it! They've finally found a cure to put an end to this mutant mess!
Rob: I'm so glad! Alcatraz is the perfect place to manufacture a cure for mutants.

Alcatraz by thebear424 June 25, 2018

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alsatia

An Alsatia is a boss ass bitch with the addition of a boss ass and great hair. Be aware of an Alsatia’s rear end as this is the source of its self-defense mechanisms. Alsatia’s are a sleepy cuddly creature that are always down for a nap and can fall asleep almost anywhere. Alsatia’s feed on a crave based diet of what ever they feel like or what they can convince there spouse to acquire. An Alsatia is truely a beautiful sight in the wild with its long black hair and angelic looks, an Alsatia can look quite cute though don’t be fooled it is fierce and this is how it lures it’s pray

I saw a wild Alsatia is the woods and barely escaped with my life, it was beautiful though.

alsatia by Squaaaaaaaaawk December 28, 2018

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Escape From Alcatraz

When a girl is blowing you in the bathtub (you're the island, your dick is the lighthouse) and when you're about to climax, you hold her head down and tell her to catch the prisoners or she'll drown.

How did Kelly drown? She let the prisoners escape from Alcatraz.

Escape From Alcatraz by Colonel Cuddles May 3, 2018