alphonsa.

a loser time n time again
a monkey time n time again
curry fanatic time n time again
thinks she is "black" time n time
is def. a default time n time again
in conclusion/summary a
thendi/pavum

alphonsa. is a timeless loser.

i repeat a pavum or a thendi.

alphonsa. is unexpectedly an emphatic form of a "real loser", "total loser", and "complete loser"

alphonsa. by adfad December 14, 2008

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The Alphonso Scale

A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!

Kevin looks like a monkey he must be at a nine on The Alphonso Scale right now!

The Alphonso Scale by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008

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Alphanesse Oblige

Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.

Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.

"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"

"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"

"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"

Alphanesse Oblige by SirJoey September 20, 2014

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Alphonsus

His an extrovert. He loves hugs and he doesnt like it when you smile at other guys. He gets hurt easily but he doesnt shows it. He talks well in person than on text. Is very atheltic and tall. Finds short girls cute, his very well built. His very flirty and a showoff. A badass, dont get on his bad side, he will hurt you. A very protective boyfriend. Loves love letters and hates it when people make you cry.

oml i want a boyfriend like that he must be an Alphonsus.
His tall he must be a Alphonsus.

Alphonsus by anonymous March 21, 2022