alphabeteering

The act of trying to tick off a list of acts of sin to cover each letter of the alphabet. Sins are not necessarily of a sexual nature though usually are.

Man, I'm exhausted from a weekend of alphabeteering. It started off with some adultery then escalated to blasphemy, and the less said about how it finished up with a zebra the better.

by Siblin October 24, 2019

alphabet

the letters of the alphabet

wow its alphabet, the letters of alphabet

by 654678 December 16, 2022

Alphabetized

when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight

"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"

by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022

Alphabet

slang for LGBT person

why has the alphabet been growing so much recently?

by aotefvnqegtvnpq4weptgvnuwr September 25, 2016

The Alphabet

a: pure pain
b: pure joy (bingus)
c: end my suffering
d: dick
e: epic gamer fornight swag MLG moment
f: pay respects
g: homie, bro, one of the boys.
h: heil hitler
i: pure shock like i-
j: just jizzed myself
k: ok
L: lose
m: tasty yummy suck suck mmmmmmmmmm
n: n-word
o: surprised pikachu
p: i gotta pee
q: posh way of saying k
r: retard
s: sex
t: spill the tea
u: you
v: im a pure little virgin boy
w: win
x: x marks the spot or thats it or correct or bingo
y: why
z: ima go sleepy sleeps now bye

hey bro, what does j mean in the alphabet? i just jizzed myself.

by A Fake Fat Sunny February 20, 2021

alphabetize

A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.

Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!

by Flamingo Swavey August 19, 2003

Alphabet

the fucking alphabet is the letters in a word.

get a life and stop wasiting your time learning about the alphabet fucking hell god dam

by UwuDirtyPotato November 24, 2020