Alcatraz

when having anal sex with a woman, a man fists her in the vagina and jerks himself off from inside of her.

anna was a little drunk and let matty give her the alcatraz. she won't be walking right for weeks.

by anonymous6666 April 29, 2008

Alcatrazistic

a feeling of imrpisonment and with no escape.

my workplace is alcatazistic

by Gaz July 22, 2003

Pure Alcatraz

noun,adjective. A fat, stupid, annoying, interrupting, repeatative, and or anything that pisses you off.

That Broke Back Mountain movie was so Pure Alcatraz.

by CO Ghost Fox September 3, 2008

Alcatraz

Former prison island in San Francisco; now Warrington Labs, where they're manufacturing a mutant cure.

Dave: Boy, they've really done it! They've finally found a cure to put an end to this mutant mess!
Rob: I'm so glad! Alcatraz is the perfect place to manufacture a cure for mutants.

by thebear424 June 25, 2018

Escape From Alcatraz

When a girl is blowing you in the bathtub (you're the island, your dick is the lighthouse) and when you're about to climax, you hold her head down and tell her to catch the prisoners or she'll drown.

How did Kelly drown? She let the prisoners escape from Alcatraz.

by Colonel Cuddles May 3, 2018

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

Alcatraz Island

Some weird ass island where some criminals lived, other people lived their too.

Al Capone: Yeah, I been to Alcatraz Island before, why?
Town: Wait.. aren't you dead?

by Town#0001 on Discord March 26, 2019