allocishet

Someone who is allosexual & alloromantic (completely experiences sexual & romantic attraction), heterosexual (is attracted solely to members of the opposite gender) and is cisgender (someone whose sex is their biological gender).

We need more allocishets who support LGBTQIA+ people!

by A Lone Smartass June 14, 2021

Aloniab

A real nigga that no one likes and is the darkest man in the hole world. No one likes an aloniab and everyone knows he has a small dick.
"oh yeah i forgot he is alone-iab"- hanna
"what a nigga" - asain man

"hey is that aloniab" - hanna
"yeah it is" - brandon
"was it really that small" - hanna
"most definitely" - brandon

by Choco_Dw April 3, 2023

Aloni

Aloni, there couldn't be anything better than aloni such an amazing person with a personality to match it. Her beauty makes her just as beautiful as a goddess. Her eyes are deeper than the deepest oceans. Her lips softer than the softest fabric. Her smile brighter than the sun. Her soft pink cheeks the cutest you've ever seen. Her perfectly clear skin clearer than the perfect blue sky. Silky smooth hair that flows freely throughout the wind. Her voice sounds like a beautiful song. Her laugh is the most soothing sound. She may be short with an attitude but it makes her more perfect. Aloni is very smart. She WILL deny it. She is smarter than most and is not afraid to show it. Aloni has a beautiful sense of humor and is perfectly amazing. Her tiny hands fit perfectly into mine and feel as if they're in the right place. Her body is so perfectly amazing it's the cherry on top of the icing. The curves of her natural body. The perfect proportion of booby and booty. The beautiful legs that are always silky smooth. And all of this beauty is put all together into one perfect woman who I am glad to be able to call my queen.

You are such a perfect woman babe. I'm so glad that I took that insane chance to reach where we are today. I love you so much babygirl 😘

Boy 1: did you see that girl?

Boy 2: yea that's Aloni. The most..

Boy 1&2: Beautiful woman I've ever seen!

by That one german January 5, 2019

Allon

An amazing guy that can make you smile just by looking in your direction. He makes you fall in love all over again every time he smiles at you. He is always kind, and sweet, and incredibly cute, in every way. Has the power of turning your incredible friendship into something magical, something that can last forever. Always keeps his promises, and waits for the right girl to come along. He has an incredible amount of patience, especially with those he truly cares about. He has an amazing relationship with his family, especially his little sister, and shows respect towards anyone he meets. An Allon does forget some things at times, but makes up for that in any way possible. Overall, Allon is someone to get to know, and someone to appreciate every moment you get.

"Best Friend: But just look at the statistics of high school relationships. Only 10% actually end up in marriage.

Allon: Well lets be in that 10%, and I told u I will never lose you. I refuse to lose you no matter what. remember that. You're never going to get rid of me. I will be by your side even if it's as your boyfriend (hopefully), you best friend, or anything u ask of me."

by ne2009na August 22, 2011

Alonism

One who is extremely weird in nature and behaviour.

That guy from school, Loni, is so fucking weird, I think he suffers from alonism.

by Nigerian Hair February 21, 2009

albonics

Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.

Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.

by CyberShoe May 4, 2005

Allogist

Someone who knows, or thinks they know, something about all possible topics and feels compelled to share their wisdom. They usually have half the scoop, no common sense and too much free time.

We were talking about this and that, then Billy the Douche comes over and expounds his wisdom on Chinese torture...he's such an allogist prick.

by kickserves November 4, 2009