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Alley Daddy

An exceptionally perverted homeless guy who hangs out exclusively in alleys and tries to get girls to catch him rubbing one off.
That Alley Daddy likes jacking off in dumpsters.
Alley Daddy by littlejj November 15, 2012

alley troll 

Crusty, low class madams in Korea who are usually 50-60 years old or older. They earn a living by trying to lure drunk or naive GIs into coming back and seeing their "nice young girl". The nice young girl usually turns out to be about the same age as the alley troll.
Holy crap! Johnson just got pulled away by that alley troll! He must be desperate.
alley troll by Trav September 24, 2004
An alley way is when a male shaves a line down the middle of his gooch connecting the balls to the butthole for the reason of salad tossing.
Hey kendogg u shave up that alley way "yeah girl just for you"
Alley way by Kendogg420 September 26, 2019

Alley Face 

The act of being taken down an alley, and and having sex doggy style...which then results in your face being scraped against a wall. Leaving bruising, scratches or sores.
"Oh mate you have no idea what I got up to last night"
"You can't top me I got alley faced"

"I am totally getting alley faced tonight"
"That'll leave a mark"

"Alley face me, you prick"
Alley Face by Kimboslice25 September 16, 2011

alley apple 

very old urban american slang (20's 30's) means a brick
I got so made at him, I tossed an alley apple at his noggin.

Alley Poop 

Similar to the upper decker but with a European twist. Many european toilets have the tank mounted to a wall up high with a pull cord which is used for flushing. Since the tank is high it is nearly impossible to perform the upper decker so in order to perfect the alley poop one must defecate on a transport medium (bag works fine) and then transplant this specimen into the upper tank manually. The next several victims to use the toilet are left literally with a shitty situation. The alley poop must be used with great caution and requires substantial skills to pull off correctly.
Man Peter was being a total douchebag last night"->"Don't worry about it man, there was 15 seconds left on the shot clock and I hit him with the alley poop
Alley Poop by joetheshow66 June 10, 2011