axehole

-A gash in a solid object or mass, produced by forceful contact from a swing of an axe.
-A play on the word asshole, a sort of Malaprop.
-A term that describes dirtbag lumberjacks.

-When used in conjuction with lumberjack,(a derogatory term for gay men) it can be an add-on to further convey a gay male's affinity for man orifice.

-A double entendre that can be used in a script re-write to appease a Television or Film censor.

"Did you catch the Lumberjack Sports Show on the TV? There were axeholes everywhere"

"Yeah, homo Ernie loves the axeholes, he's a real lumberjack."

"Well the censor said we can't have the villain say asshole. So, instead of a knife, we'll give him an axe, and as he finishes hacking his victim up, we'll have him say..."
"How do you like that, axehole?"

by JuanThompson December 31, 2008

Alcholevel

The measured amount of alchohol a drunk keeps in their body to maintain a professional level of drunkiness

On the week-end Bill keeps his alcholevel at the highest point possible by non stop beer consumption.

by j&billdog March 30, 2010

aňehole

Someone who drinks too much tequila and becomes a jerk (A-hole)

"Don't be an aňehole, Jim - ease up on the tequila."

by Aldo Barishnikov July 17, 2009

axehole

Someone who asks stupid, annoying, insignifigant questions.

My mother is such an axehole at family affairs, while interogating others.

by Desiree' December 30, 2008

Axehole

A word for guys who use an extreme amount of axe to the point where girls automatically know they are an ass.

When I walked by and smelled his overpowering amount of cologne, I immediately knew he was an axehole.

by Becausewhynot August 29, 2014

Axehole

A douchebag who tries to hide his own douchiness in a hazy fog of Axe spray-on cologne.

That guy in the Von Dutch hat and Abercrombie shirt smells like straight Axehole!

by Matt McGrath December 26, 2014

acehole

An asexual person who will lead you on and then run away, making them an asshole.

Timothy is a real acehole. We talked for hours; he bought me drinks; he told me we should go line-dancing sometime. I thought he really liked me, but then he bolted without explanation when I tried to hold his hand. I haven't heard from him since.

by paintedsoldier July 28, 2018