Alcoholics Anonymous 

A cult that people use to get sober. Though stating it is not a religion every meeting has readings, an offering basket, and talks a lot about God. For a lot of people AA becomes the new addiction. The majority of people are full of shit and show up drunk to the meetings and claim they have been sober for 20 years even though they smell like a bottle of cheap vodka.

Instead of just not drinking a lot of suckers think only God can do it for them via Alcoholics Anonymous when in reality all you have to do is not pick up the fucking bottle. The founder Bill W was a massive drug user, sex addict, and was probably drunk more than half the time at AA meetings.

Alcoholics Anonymous by MrHobbes69 July 17, 2014

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) 

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)is a non profit organization founded in the town of Victorville, California in the Fall of 2008. A simple belief in the freedom to drink is the message this small congregation sends forth.

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) really saved me from a life of good wholesome soberness.

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) by Volcomxxstonerxx March 2, 2009

alcoholics anonymous 

A group of people that sit at the bar all day just a few feet apart, but yet don't know each other.

"Yes, I belong to Alcoholics Anonymous. No one at the bar I frequent knows who anyone else is." We don't talk while we drink, and therefore remain anonymous.

alcoholics anonymous by Curious George 2 March 20, 2011

alcoholies 

People who love to drink alcohol. This includes people who likes to try different types of alcohol as well. Not to be confused by alcoholic - which means addicted to alcohol.

Fellow Alcoholies - drinks at my place tonight!

alcoholies by chan4wr October 22, 2014

alcoholese 

the abusive language used by those inebriated.

Mind your language. It looks like alcoholese.

alcoholese by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 10, 2014

Alcoholist 

As opposed to an alcoholic who drinks to satisfy an addiction, an Alcoholist is like an optimist and views the cup as half full (of beer). They will take any event and use it as an excuse to drink like passing an exam, failing an exam, or the half birthday of their dead cat.

No dad, I'm an alcoholist!

Alcoholist by ShitSmith60 February 19, 2018

Alcoholism Religion 

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.

(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.

Alcoholism Religion by WR672 November 21, 2018