An alcohol

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.

He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

by your real name   October 19, 2010

alcoholobotomy

To drink so much alcohol that you have cognitive and personality changes.

Drinking to forget.

Man, what a crappy week, tonight I need an alcoholobotomy.

by virgil g October 18, 2006

Alcohol Poisoning

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit

Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911

by GayCloud June 24, 2018

suit and tie alcoholic

A very successful professional, often a businessman, who is also an extremely heavy drinker on the side

"He just had 15 shots of Jameson and has to present at the 8AM investor meeting tomorrow!"

"Don't worry about it, he's a suit and tie alcoholic"

by el.boris2 November 16, 2011

smoking alcohol

The epitome of awesome. A must try for anyone who can breathe air in.

Proceding the events after smoking alcohol: Woah man, you smoked some Bud?! ... ya bud

by Smokey McSmokertonbud October 16, 2013

alcoholic

When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.

If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.

by TnPat March 8, 2004

drugs and alcohol

clothes and pants

people and women

sports and football

colors and red

politicians and Barack Obama

numbers and 6

letters and A

food and pizza

facial hair and beards

cities and Detroit

animals and lizards

plants and ferns

countries and China

Why do people say "drugs and alcohol?"

by lizardwizard October 1, 2012