AlCapowned

When you "pwn" someone on a technicality instead of a straight out issue.

The cop didn't give me a ticket for speeding but my liscense had expired and he AlCapowned me on that.

by ViddWizard August 29, 2005

alcopop

A sugary drink with a low alcohol content that tastes more like soda than anything else. Made mostly to appeal to people who want to drink alcohol at parties but can't handle the burn of real drinks.

Hard lemonade, wine coolers, etc. are popular forms of alcopop.

by yargh May 30, 2005

Wife Acceptance Factor

A term used by guys to describe how likely their brilliant home improvement projects, social plans or geek toys will be accepted by their wives.

Note that the purist never assigns a Wife Acceptance Factor a number score, like 8.7, or a even a relative amount like "low" or "high". This is what keeps it from being the precise measurement implied by the name, and adds to the irony.

Neither does the purist ever use the abbreviation WAF, it is always sardonically drawled out in full: "Wife Acceptance Factor".

It is also never used by hen-pecked husbands, since they have no say in anything anyway.

Yeah, that SONY 60" 3D HDTV I wanted just didn't have the whole Wife Acceptance Factor thing going on.

Dude! That's at least reasonable. My wife put the kibosh on my awesome home automation plan, which anyone would agree should fly right under the Wife Acceptance Factor radar.

by Light Switch Labeling is Bad? January 10, 2011

alcoporn

n. the suggestive pictures and prose used in beer, wine and liquor ads

Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

acceptable drunk

the funny, quiet drunks. very nice, very drunk friends.

Dan Bragdon: No one likes me except for rachael and cecelia, but thats ok. im an acceptable drunk

by the observer of the party June 6, 2010

Courtesy Accept

On Facebook, when you receive a request from someone who you see has several mutual friends, but you know that you have never met them and don't really want to accept their friend request, but you do anyway to avoid looking like an asshole/bitch, this is considered a courtesy accept.

I had to courtesy accept her friend request so I wouldn't look like a dick. She's friends with Tina, so I don't want her to tell Tina I'm a dick, I can't be havin that shizz yo.

by Paddywack January 10, 2011

I Accept The Terms and Conditions

The biggest lie a human will ever make.

I Accept The Terms and Conditions

by Diriector_Doc April 18, 2017