An Albertan is a scumfuck from Alberta who makes a shit ton of money and still complains about prices. Wouldn't know how to work if someone kicked them in the ass. The maritimers come out and do most of the work and don't get paid as much as the Albertan fuckers. Rude and wouldn't know manners if it punched em in the dick.
by NS_NB_PEI_NFLD March 5, 2016
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J.B.(Albertan) after defacing a portrait of Greta Thunberg.
J.B.(Albertan) after defacing a portrait of Greta Thunberg.
by Never_too_late October 22, 2019
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The act of re-using a condom to the point it is completely full of semen and then freezing it, and finally consuming The final product, Aka cumsicle.
by The ghini supreme November 8, 2019
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She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.
by carma's a bitch June 10, 2010
Get the Albertina mug.When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin
Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!
Jim: That shits weak bro
Jim: That shits weak bro
by jekkie bates October 24, 2007
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by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010
Get the alberting mug.Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.
Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.
by Not Albert April 30, 2015
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