Alberta 

A very smart and intelligent person. She has a very funny personality. And is very beautiful.

I saw a Alberta and I wanted to be friends with her so bad!

Alberta by BubblySnowflake May 11, 2019

Alberta 

Alberta is a province in Western Canada. Its landscape encompasses mountains, prairies, desert badlands and vast coniferous forests. It has more than 600 lakes, and rich mineral deposits. In the west, the Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks have glaciers in the Columbia Icefields. The Waterton Glacier International Peace Park is a biosphere reserve that straddles the southern border with the USA.

Alberta suffered a fire in early to mid 2016. It displaced the author of the text you are reading.

Alberta by The Canadian Textbook December 19, 2017

Alberta 

The greatest province in the nation of Canada, free from provincial tax, moronic liberal leadership, full of oil; the origin of the best people in the world. Currently infested with slack-jawed, inbred, mooching retards from out east that can't spell, don't know how to drive anything but a boat, talk like they are having seizures, and who are most welcome to return home and go back on welfare and drink screech to their idiotic delight.

Alberta is the best place on earth. I wish I could live in Alberta

Alberta by True Statement April 18, 2008

Alberta 

The most american province of Canada. Population consists of racist redneck and immigrants who put up with them because of the oil money. Aside from the mountains and oul, they have a few small towns they call cities: Calgary and Edmonton. The few buildings that they call "downtown" shuts off after 6pm.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.

Why the hell would you move to Alberta?!!!

Alberta by Man-i December 10, 2019

Alberta 

The leftovers of Saskatchewan.

"Dude, saskatchewan is too amazing for me, time to move to alberta"

Alberta by fsghdkfhsdf April 6, 2009

Alberta 

her nickname is berta. you love her. she is a grouchy ugly potato. she loves AC/DC. hunting and she LOVES tacos! ;-; she has no feelings and hates people... -.- but you still love her. she has a dog. and you need to buy her a taco. that would be cool. and black is her happy colour .-.

alberta hates everyone. leave berta alone. you should give berta a taco. ;-;

Alberta by tacos ;-; July 31, 2016

Alberta 

A Canadian province that is way too patriotic and very conservative, so much so that a lot of people including myself, wonder how it's not a part of the USA.

How is Alberta still Canadian?

Alberta by ZanetheBane July 15, 2021