A Dirty Alastair is a person that enjoys a colonoscopy far too much for the comfort any doctors or nurses performing the procedure.
Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.
Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.
John won't be at the clientcmeeting this afternoon, he's pulled a Dirty Alastair again...Those poor nurses.
by SCKnocking September 12, 2021
--Proper noun
An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.
by theedingo1 November 18, 2010
One must always look up to him, as he is not man, but a being so powerful and majestic that all of humankind must watch in awe and disbelief at his form. TAM is one to be revered, one to be feared, one to be worshipped, one to be sacrificed for, one to put above the belief or ideas of all else. TAM is not God, but he is above God, and he shall be treated as if nothing else in the world possesses any minute value, as all universal importance stems from TAM.
by Elizabeth Shuk the Third October 12, 2021
Alastair halls is the most gay, retarded and just fucking dumb person you will meet. If you are unlucky and become friends with min you will probably wake up with his chode in your mouth.
SO WATCH OUT !
SO WATCH OUT !
Hey you see that weird curly chubby cheeked faggot over there, he looks like a really Alastair halls.
by Qwertyh. nj May 05, 2016
Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.
by NikRamen November 06, 2022
Someone with a gynormous cock and balls, all the bitches love him and he is worshipped by his pears.
To be an Alastair, is to be God
To be an Alastair, is to be God
by Vestusual May 31, 2023
Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.
by Messageforme February 20, 2022