A Dirty Alastair is a person that enjoys a colonoscopy far too much for the comfort any doctors or nurses performing the procedure.
Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.
Oftentimes they will book unessassary colonoscopies for no other reason than boredom, or to avoid their other personal or professional obligations.
John won't be at the clientcmeeting this afternoon, he's pulled a Dirty Alastair again...Those poor nurses.
by SCKnocking September 12, 2021
Get the Dirty Alastairmug. --Proper noun
An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1951). This group often rumbles with the Reginald Owen's Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.
Dunce: Patrick Steward.
Werewolf: And this is why you'll never be part of the Alastair Sim Boys.
by theedingo1 November 21, 2010
Get the Alastair Sim Boysmug. One must always look up to him, as he is not man, but a being so powerful and majestic that all of humankind must watch in awe and disbelief at his form. TAM is one to be revered, one to be feared, one to be worshipped, one to be sacrificed for, one to put above the belief or ideas of all else. TAM is not God, but he is above God, and he shall be treated as if nothing else in the world possesses any minute value, as all universal importance stems from TAM.
by Elizabeth Shuk the Third October 12, 2021
Get the Timothy Alastair McLainmug. Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.
by Messageforme February 20, 2022
Get the Alastairmug. “Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong “
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”
by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021
Get the Alastair taxmug. Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection
"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
by Dramaticdeer January 7, 2025
Get the Alastairmug. an extremely romantic gentlemen with an amazing body. will say something along the lines of "i'm jerking myself off so hard, just to see your tiddies because i wanna cum all over them. my hand is moving so fast right now," or maybe something like, "i'm gonna finger you so hard until you scream my name, then i'll pin you up against the wall and cum inside you." such a smooth talker 🥰
by ilovealastair😍😍😍 November 21, 2021
Get the alastairmug.