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Alastair

A very introverted guy who’s quiet on the outside but secretly judges everyone on the inside. He can be extremely nice and caring if you’re someone important to him. Average in looks but his mysterious aura is definitely attractive. Would rather spend time watching anime at home instead of going out to party with his friends. Can be a pervert sometimes but that’s just because he’s a big ol’ weeb. He might come off as snobbish or arrogant at first sight (he’s just shy) but honestly a really cool guy to be around if you get close to him. The type of guy who you can have deep conversations with til 3 am. Try to get to know an Alastair better and you’ll find out that he’s surprisingly very intelligent, witty and hilarious!
Girl: Ah, I’m sooo wet now!
Boy: Oh yea, I’m doing great
Girl: Ugh, not because of you! Alastair just walked by!
Boy: Ah crap, I just wetted myself too. I wish I was an Alastair!
by akanechan69 August 25, 2019
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Alastair Aiken

He plays fortnite and makes clickbait.
WHATS UP GUYS! ALI-A HERE! AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!

Alastair Aiken
by VolTixDoesTingZ June 4, 2018
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Alastair

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.
I wish I could pose like an Alastair
by confusionman April 6, 2011
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Alastair Sullivan

The man that has a very nice butt pickin hand. I’ve seen him do it in grade 4.
Alastair Sullivan! Stop touching my chaud with your butt pickin hand!!
by AJwylie February 17, 2021
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Alastair

Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!
by a stupid duck May 14, 2022
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Alastair

Right, i've got dip, carrot sticks, and alastair sticks.. Time to PARTY!!
by shazambandit August 15, 2010
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Alastair Wright

amazing in every single way girls go mental when they see him. He also resembles a celery stick.
GIRL: WOOOOOOOW hes so hot must be an Alastair Wright
by gigglemyshniggle April 28, 2011
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