Alarm Cock 

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

Alarm Cock by Blackfat August 17, 2018

Alarm Cock 

The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.

Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”

Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”

Alarm Cock by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019

Alarm Cock 

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.

“Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning”

Alarm Cock by DeWordMaster June 5, 2020

Alarm-cock 

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

Alarm-cock by Pratipax August 11, 2008

Dildo Alarm Cock 

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.

A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.

Dildo Alarm Cock by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009

The alarm cock 

Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm

So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock

The alarm cock by Lynimarie February 13, 2018

Cock Alarm 

-Suddenly awakening a woman by inserting the male penis deep and hard into her vagina.

Last night every time I fell asleep, my boyfriend kept waking me up with his cock alarm.

Cock Alarm by Tampabbw February 16, 2010