Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.

I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket!

by Rupert123 March 4, 2008

alabama hot pocket

when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit

omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot

by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016

Alabama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.

In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.

Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.

by Tess Buehler June 5, 2018

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of dropping a deuce in a wide open pussy to provide lube for a session of dirty kinky fucking.

That Amy Bradford is such a dirty sloot, the Alabama Hot Pocket replaces her KY Jelly...and surprisingly, her pussy smells better afterwards.

by woodythecanoer May 14, 2019

Alabama hot pocket

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm

Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.

by Christian Steele December 9, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.

by 约翰尼 July 27, 2016

Alabama Hot Pocket

A totaly kick ass punk band that thrives entirerly off pabst, horse fetuses, and indian soul gems

Did you hear the news? Alabama Hot Pocket is in town

by kevinhasahugeasswang May 22, 2007