alabama sand storm

Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.

"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"

by TestesMaGee November 5, 2008

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alabama swamp ass

The sweaty juice that builds up in your ass cheeks after strenuous activity.

Billy - Hey, something smells icky in here.
Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.

by web December 12, 2002

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When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.

Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.

He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

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alabama shotgun

The Alabama Shotgun occurs when a man removes a wad of chaw (I.e. Red Man, Levi Garrett, Beachnut) from his mouth during sexual intercourse unbeknownst to the woman. He then shoves said chaw up his own anus and bends over expelling all the chaw in his partner's face with a biblical scale fart.

"Murder is illegal so I gave that cheatin'-ass ho the Alabama shotgun instead... She'll never forget me!"

by Duncanlunk2007 January 16, 2014

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alabama steamroller

when a chick puts marshmallows in her pussy and they melt, and then a dude fucks her. when they are finished, she licks the marshmallow off his penis.

chris likes his alabama steamrollers. in the butt.

by marshmallow boy May 5, 2004