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ahmedar

A weird black child who has messed up teeth. You would not want to get on the bad side of Ahmedar because if you do he will send his minions Luke and Regan upon you. BEWARE!
I got into a fight with an Ahmedar
OH GOD NO
by medisaboss May 25, 2017
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ahmednur

An ahmednur is always down to help you out and is always down for you know what.
Other than that they are funny and great in bed and also pack heavy downstairs
Helen: Wow is that ahmednur?
Erin: of course it is look how big his dick print is.
by StayWokeSis October 4, 2019
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Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.
Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021
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One Armed Mexican Bandit

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.
I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!
by Buuung November 20, 2014
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cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"
"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."
by snacky95 December 14, 2015
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Canadian Armed Forces

A small but well trained, motivated and professional fighting force. The Canadian Forces (or CF for short) is an entity that encompasses the Canadian Army, Navy and Air Force; although each element maintains its own structure within the CF, for administrative reasons, the were unified under one command in the 1970s. This made recruitment and budget planning simpler, as quotas and allocations (personnel or financiary) are centrally planned as to allow the CF to better accomplish the overall tasks and missions it handles.

The CF was primarily used as a peacekeeping force during the Cold War (the Korean War being the only event where Canadians participated in full-scale armed conflict during that period), but with the collapse of the Soviet Union, the Canadian Forces faced increasingly complex scenarios, which necessitated a review of the overall mission of the CFs. Although Canada remains dedicated to peace and stability in the world, the Canadian Forces are today participating in active warfighting in Afghanistan, having taken over responsability of the volatile Kandahar province, seat of power of the Taliban regime, from the US. The CF have been extremely successful on operations, though have taken a number of casualties, mainly from improvised explosive devices, or IEDs.

The last few years have seen the CF resurgent. From the dark times of the early 1990s, when many scandals, massive underfunding and extremely severe shortage of personnel tarnished the Forces' honour and image, to the current level of popular support for the servicemen and women (if not for the mission in Afghanistan itself) and the moral and financial support of the government, much has changed. The CF of today is strong, proud and ever dedicated to fulfilling its duty to the nation and its people.
-There are currently 2000+ members of the Canadian Armed Forces deployed and fighting in Afghanistan.
-Altough the CF doesn't have all the big toys, the Canadian infantryman is possibly the best equiped footslogger in the world, even outshining his American counterpart in personnal equipment.
by 2Lt OJV Deschênes December 28, 2008
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Wife Armed

When an un-foreshadowed plot twist completely invalidates a story.
The plot of the new Bionic Commando game completely got completely wife armed.
by Hazor_Dral September 20, 2009
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