airporn booth

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) full-body scanning machine. Of course, if you're hard-up and things did not go well in the airport bathroom glory-hole, you might want to pass on this machine and head straight for the full-body rub (minus happy ending unless you have a great imagination and are 'quick')--aka security 'pat-down.'

Well, I'm at the airport heading for the gate. I took off my shoes, loosened my belt, un-buttoned my shirt and left my underwear at home. Instead of a security pat-down, I am going through the scanner, lovingly referred to as the 'airporn booth,' or 'airporn cube.' Hopefully TSA officers won't detain me after they see my naked junk in the airporn booth, thinking I have two round pieces of C-4 taped to a stick of dynamite!! LOL

by Ignatz Sassafras November 25, 2010

airport boy

When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again

Omg Ashley remember the airport guy? The one I told you i will probably never see again? I found his instagram!

airport boy- When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again

by guck419 March 16, 2021

AirPod Paranoia

When a person who uses an AirPod becomes paranoid when they are not using their AirPods, therefore called AirPod Paranoia.

“Aye bruh, where are my AirPods?”
“Umm, you got AirPod Paranoia homie...”

by peepeedestroyer January 13, 2019

Mole Hare Airport

While often used as a tool in many chemistry classes around the US, Mole Hare Airport is an amazing airport stationed in the woodlands of beautiful Tennessee. It has great food service and a convenient flight schedule!

Next stop, Mole Hare Airport!
Mole Hare Airport is such a great airport! We will be using the flights very soon!

The staff at Mole Hare Airport are the best!

by cutt1efish December 29, 2020

Airpods

. What broke people don’t have

“They don’t fall out” -all AirPods users

by Spaghetti With Sugar January 10, 2019

airpods

not for peasents

Dave: hey john how can I look rich but still be poor as fuck.

John : easy buy some airpods DUHHH

by BIGTUNNA January 17, 2019

airport hug

When meeting someone at an airport, and hugging intimately like you haven't seen them in years, which actually is the case for some.
Some may drop their bags and run towards that person.

I haven't seen my best friend in a year, we shared an airport hug once I landed.

by too legit too quit March 11, 2009