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Spirit Airlines

The airline makes you sit on a shitty and assing seat for the rest of your life and making you pay for everything! They use cheap air tickets to get your ass.
Dude: WTF just happened! I just flew on Spirit Airlines and the flight attendant made me pay for everything!
Friend: NO SHIT! You should have flown on Southwest!
by yballerz July 25, 2015
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Airplaning

When two persons lie on top of eachother in x-shape and its too hot, so the person on top takes the blanket and does a flying motion.
You are in bed sweating, and the lighter one cools you both off with a swift airplaning.
by Vjv July 23, 2014
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airplane mode

When someone cuts themselves off from the world by not logging on to Facebook or checking their cell phones. Usually occurs after a breakup or a rough work week.

Derived from the cell phone setting of the same name in which incoming messages or phone calls cannot be received.
"Dan won't answer your calls. He's in airplane mode."

"Sarah went into airplane mode for three days after Charlie dumped her."
by mattalicious November 24, 2009
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hit my airplane

i hit my airplane in my room for a month nonstop. my right arm is now unnaturally bigger than my left.
by Saovalaksakul November 3, 2010
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Airplane Mode

A state of being in which you're not paying any attention whatsoever to the world around you.
I was trying so hard to get her attention, but she was in total airplane mode.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
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delta airlines

World's largest distributor of peanuts.
Like peanuts? Fly Delta Airlines.
by ppl-wannabe April 16, 2008
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United Airlines

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.
I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.
by Boeing777-300 April 11, 2017
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