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Amtrak Dick

When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.
Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.

Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
by kungfumermaid June 10, 2015
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Astral Doors

A Swedish underground metal band that has a singer whose voice sounds similar to Ronnie James Dio. Their most common lyrical themes involve social issues and religion. Founded in 2002, they made four albums and have toured mostly throughout Scandinavia.
I once heard this song on the Radio. I thought it was Dio, but they are the Astral Doors.
by ownvamp June 29, 2009
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Amtrak Moment

The moment when your train of thought derails.
I was about to say something and I don't remember what it was! Total Amtrak moment!
by faerytale April 18, 2011
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Ahra

Wow...Ahra she is very sexy but not too full of herself, she’s short but gorgeous and sweet
Boy:omg there was this really nice girl

Me:It must have been an Ahra
Boy:Yeah it was! How did you know?
by Clampywampy June 21, 2018
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Ahxra

adj.

'Ahxra' is an overpowering sense of positivity no matter what happens. It is the idea of constant and never-ending improvement of oneself, and the belief that everything will, eventually, be alright.

It is often used in the context whereby something will not go to plan, but the person/organisation will not view it as detrimental, but instead be grateful, for the lesson as to where things went wrong.
Joe: Dude, did you see Sally's grade in the maths test? I feel so bad, she must be devastated
Courtney: Nah, she's very ahxra, she will be just fine. It just means she has to practise her algebra more.
by ahxra September 28, 2018
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French Ashtray

When you spunk on a broads back and then put out your cigarette in the cum on her back. Smack her ass for a laugh
"Bro you hook up with Jessica?"
"Yeah I totally French Ashtrayed that bitch"
by DJ _shuFFL February 19, 2019
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Amtracker

An Amtracker is a term used to reference a United States Marine with a primary military occupation (MOS) of either 1833 - Amphibious Assault Vehicle Crewman or 2141 - Amphibious Assault Vehicle Repairer / Technician.
Most of the Marines in the Court House Bay area are Amtrackers.
by Amtracker.com February 1, 2012
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