afterboggles

The state of the mind after seeing something so astonishing (good or bad) that the astonishment is revisited over a period of time, much like aftershocks from an earthquake.

A woman from Pennsylvania once asked members of my band, "Where are y'uns-all from?" That bizarre construction had me suffering afterboggles for days.

by Chuck Lawhorn May 20, 2005

Afterbag

The pain that occurs after the initial pain of being hit in the testicles.

After James bagged me, the afterbag lasted for hours.

"Oh no here comes the afterbag!"

by Gram Hannibal August 12, 2012

Afterbation

The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....

I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss

by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018

Afterning

The time where americans are awake in the morning and britain is in the afternoon

"it's 8:00am here so Good afterning Amercians and Brits"

by Victory Screech June 8, 2020

Afterman

A fine human specimen of "super" quality...buffed, toned, handsome, attractive, well-dressed, cool, smooth, and accomplished. A person that depicts a visually better impact than they once did, or a person that already possesses some exceptional (bad ass) qualities. The exact opposite of Beforeman.

Wow, have you seen LarryBobby lately, he's turned into one hot looking Afterman.

Bob has lost 68 pounds and now he's really strutting his afterman stuff.

by LarryBobby May 22, 2014

afterlaugh

The laugh from a person who didn't get the joke until everyone else in the room had already finished laughing at it.

Jokester: "He stayed up all night wondering if there was actually a dog!"

Persons 1 - 4: "HA HA HA!"

Person 5: forty-five seconds later "Oh! Instead of a GOD! What a great joke! HA HA HA!"

Jokester: "Nice afterlaugh. Next time, try to keep up."

by La Guapa December 30, 2009

Afterhand

Jerking off after sex.

That girl wouldn't let me cum on her so I had to resort to some afterhand.

by Amelia Mockett October 12, 2011