Stab-Aerobics

The art of stabbing someone...

Dude 1: Hey man, have you ever seen someone get attacked like that, and like this (swinging a knife all over the place)

Dude 2: Attacked like that? Dude you need to learn some Stab-Aerobics...

by Yoshimaticz October 24, 2010

Irish Aerobics

Euphemism for what happens when you drink too much Guinness, Tullamore Dew, or other Irish whiskey.

"I had too many bloody pints last night and I was up in the loo doing Irish Aerobics all fucking night, oy!"

by kitschicat March 4, 2009

Aerobics music

Music with no heart.

Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

aerobicker

To argue about whether you need to strenuously move about to get in shape.

If you choose to engage in aerobickering with a couch potato, about all you'll likely succeed in getting from him will be assorted exersighs.

by QuacksO October 26, 2024

horizontal aerobics

Another way of saying sex

Come here let’s do some horizontal aerobics

by _mike-oxlong_69 December 21, 2024

Aeroic

Usually a DJ or someone who is in love with aviation, or both.

Hey do you remember that guy Aeroic? He was so in love with flying airplanes and listening to hardstyle techno at the same time.

by Aeroic October 5, 2009

arobic disarray

1 When your disarray is so great that the universe does a kick flip and makes you fold and fold until reality is no longer an illusion but a time bomb waiting to go off. 2 a confused circus man.

I've learned the earth ends today and I'm in Arobic disarray

by Theology_princess September 12, 2022