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access ciderspace

Being really drunk on cider (or other alcohol)
Sounds like access cyberspace.
To access ciderspace.

Last night we accessed ciderspace
by Stoolbend October 22, 2013
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Access Denied

*New Jersy Governor* No of topic questions

You have been stopped
Access Denied
by KPOPANIMEWEEB April 30, 2020
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access all areas

(1) Permission to touch, kiss, explore all parts of a partner's body during sex.

(2) Freedom to have oral, vaginal and anal sex with a woman.
I'm getting on really well with Lizzie. She lets me access all areas.
by nikki.taylor September 22, 2010
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access denied

When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.
by Denied_Access November 25, 2006
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Access on site

The situation in which a female allows her sexual partner to interfere with her lady garden while in a public place.
We were having too much fun at the pub to go home, so she let me have access on site.
by jackofspeed April 6, 2010
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Access Deadbeat

A custodial parent who does not honour access agreements in place for the other parent to see a child as an agreement of separation or divorce when there are children involved.

The goal is to “punish” the non-custodial parent by alienating the affections of the child.

Usually the first step in the parental alienation process.

An access deadbeat will endanger the emotional health of the child for his/her own personal satisfaction.

This term does not favour one gender, as both men and women can lay claim to the title.
This access deadbeat will not let me see our child; we had an agreement!
by UpLift September 22, 2016
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access peace

Motto of the Loveparade 2002 in Berlin
Got totaly shitfaced in Berlin. Loveparade 2002 rules, join Access Peace!
by Joe Tarantam October 28, 2017
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