food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist August 5, 2012

Grammar abortion

when something is so riddled with spelling errors that it can be dubbed a grammar abortion.

1. hey man your comment on my post was a fucking grammar abortion.

by shredmeister310 November 22, 2011

Mexican Abortion

When someone eats a large amout of spicy mexican food, resulting in massive diarrhea completely filling the toilet bowl.

Dude I had a ton of those fish tacos from baja fresh, and about ten minutes later I had a crazy mexican abortion.

by G-az April 26, 2011

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus

Basically, an abortion except its memed

When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

by Rawhidelamp February 25, 2019

anal abortion

When a humanoid excretes an obnoxiously massive fecal deposit, is sometimes referred to as an 'anal abortion'.

Taco Bell gave me an anal abortion.

by whoremangler August 6, 2004

Abortion

A legal and safe procedure that is there for a woman in case she, the person in control of her own body, makes the decision to terminate a pregnancy. Don't let hateful, misinformed people scare you.

Maybe the condom broke. Maybe you were raped. Maybe you're just not ready to be a mother. Your life is not ruined; you can have an abortion if you really desire to terminate the pregnancy, and no one has the right to judge you for it.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 February 5, 2019

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020