Asshat

A name that Doyle will call you when you act like a total fuck up
Doyle: Larry shut off the car you fucking asshat!

Larry: Well alright hoss
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What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!
by LexAveNYC November 25, 2007
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Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
by Expane October 21, 2005
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Asshat

The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

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"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"
by Stinky Nan June 02, 2017
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Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.
Michael English is an asshat.
by zoe2001 June 04, 2009
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The inability to process mental reasoning or common sense. Thus wearing your ass as a -10 Intelligence hat.

See also Forseer, Imalilteepot
Shouldn't a Hunter or Rogue be able to pull one at a time? He is such an asshat!
by Bueller aka asshat March 19, 2007
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*Man riding unicycle in middle of traffic*
Get outta the road you asshat!!
by GVILLEJESS April 29, 2008
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