hell ass balls

A string of expletives used in place of fuck or hell to generate various amusing results.

Hans: Look! They have a playground at our hotel! We should play monkey in the sand!

Ben: What the hell ass balls is monkey in the sand?

by Fordskis October 21, 2013

big ass balls

Having a lot of courage or bravery to do something.

He got some big ass balls for asking that girl out.

by Purple8InchCock88812 March 8, 2017

Holy Ass Balls

When you see something that you cannot explain, understand or even fathom. Used when there are no other expressive expressions that seem to cut it.

Did you see who Verny took home?

Holy ass balls, how did that happen?

Yeah, Verny is nasty.

by Hairybastard February 19, 2010

Donkey Ass Balls

when penis balls grow on a donkeys ass

that donkey has donkey ass balls on its ass

by Pat1196 December 2, 2010

Ass Balloon

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.

I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!

by Brandumful May 18, 2015

flying ass balls

An expression of tiredness and laziness, often used when not wanting to go to work

Holy flying ass balls, I do not want to go to work today.

by Holy balls of fire August 17, 2017

Ass balls

when one farts, then cups it into a ball in their hand and throws it.

zach: (sniffs) EWW do you smell that?
dennis: yes i just threw Ass balls at your face how does it smell?
zach: just dandy!

by bigdickdenny November 15, 2009