Mobile Armored Vehicles

See Cluster Fuck...

Man, noone at Mobile Armored Vehicles knows what the hell they are doing.

Yeah, it's a real cluster fuck here.

by muddminnow June 12, 2010

Armored AIDS Bears

America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.

Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?

Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears

by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008

armored

To be ready for something, usually in the sense of having prepared for such a situation in advance.

That chick tried to dis Caleb bad, but he was totally armored for that kinda shit.

by Peter D. October 21, 2005

jay cruz armoreda

Chicken farmer from lebanon who likes sugar booties on the side , Knocks on doors to say "Meeeep Meeeep need any gooodies?!"

Me- "Your such a jay cruz armoreda ! "
You- " My sugar booties do not cause acne hoe ! "

by Chicken executers March 27, 2009

armored abdomen

having 6-Pack abs

i've been working out at the gym latly so now im sporting an armored abdomen

by Sandman5620 August 29, 2010

armored dildo

Amarillo, Texas

You going to Armored Dildo for Christmas this year?

by Armordildo December 24, 2014

Armored Patrol

A game on the online gaming platform Roblox where you use military vehicles such as the UH-1H Huey and tanks from the 1940s during WWII and present times to combat the enemy team and capture three points placed randomly around the map. Probably the most annoying part of the game are its server shutdowns to clear lag. These warnings and shutdowns happen randomly. Although this is uncommon, you may see people building "flying fortresses" and/or extra armored ground vehicles with the build tool. Mostly done on helicopters such as Chinooks and Hueys, these can be very hard and annoying to take down if armed with anti-tank and anti-air artillery and/or if they have thick armor walls. Once a flying fortress is downed, the server may turn into a fight for the downed fortress.

Player 1: Hey, have you played Armored Patrol?
Player 2: Yes, it's fun when you build what looks like an AC-130 gunship and completely destroy the other team.
Player 1: Maybe I should try that...

by table fan November 27, 2021