aristocrat

A member of the ruling class; a very posh person.
Aristocrats are very easy to identify - the men look like inbred halfwits and the women look like horses.
Hated by everyone, even only slightly less posh people.

Charles is an aristocrat, as is Camay or Camisole or whatever her name is. Soon we will all be their subjects.

by cactuscat September 15, 2006

aristoprat

An objectionable or ineffective person who continually refers to their own aristocratic ancestry in order to gain social kudos. They do not see how boring this is. No-one knows (or cares) how truthful they are.

Oh, no, it's Jane the aristoprat: she's always going on about the fact that she's a direct descendent of William the Conqueror. Let's go.

by benbisley April 2, 2008

Aristocrack

Cocaine. The aristocracy can afford aristocrack, while the lower classes settle for crack.

You can find aristocrack in the suburbs and crack in the hood.

by AristocrackFiend January 7, 2009

aristocracy

Were small amounts of privileged members rule over peasants usually. Lots of time they were born into power.See 16-18th century Poland, all of Europe mostly in the middle ages etc. The opposite of democracy. Roots came from the ancient Greeks. The French revolution was mainly focused on stopping the aristocratic government in France by letting every person have a political influence to some degree. Basically a bunch of glorified pricks ruling due to wealth or being born into the position of power ruling and being dicks to everyone else.

Peasant 1: I like food
Peasant 2: me too, I wish I was born into power

Peasant 1: stupid Greeks making this aristocracy
Peasant 2: who are Greeks?
Aristocrat 1: fuckith all the peasants due to my born rights to rule

by dchase 317 June 15, 2014

Aristocrap

It is the unique position of sitting on the crapper with a straight back, legs crossed over the knees, one hand on the waist the other under the chin giving you the appearance of a deep philosophical thinker. Best done in the complete nude. It was invented by Jishnu Das.

"I burst into my toilet the other day and found JD in the Aristocrap...he looked fucking MAJESTIC!"

by IcallmypeenTheDragon December 10, 2012

rebel-aristocrat

One that opposes the prevailing status quo and the decline of modern society. Similar to Friedrich Nietzsche's concept of übermensch, it is able to give itself a higher transcendental inner law.

It is against the Modern State and the Bourgeois Liberal State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.

The rebel-aristocrat is truly a superior metaphysical type of man, heroic, intellectual and, above all, spiritually noble.

by tradical September 7, 2022

Aristocats

An underrated 1970 Disney movie, with a CILF named Duchess (Hungarian actress Eva Gabor) and her kittens (Marie, Toulouse and Berlioz) living in France. Later in the film, they are thrown out by their owners butler and wake up to see an alley cat named Thomas O'Malley help them survive. Also, while sorcery does not exist in the movie, the ability to break physics does. Like being able to survive falling from a bridge.

Shubham: Dude, Aristocats is the best movie. I can tell from Duchess. She is a CILF

by Bradenplier June 19, 2018