Altoid

1. A sterotypical Altoonian red neck. 2. An Altoona Pennsylvania resident with undesirable character traits.

Narrowmindedless fools.
I hate those Altoids on the boulevard.
That fucko Altoid thinks he's so smart, I'm the one that works at KFC.

by Cate n Kate August 22, 2006

Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.

Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.

by Watch me rip this shit. March 1, 2011

altoid

"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of alto.

We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.

by Behest October 29, 2007

Altoid Man

A being that always ALWAYS has altoids on him. Also stopped world war 6 in Estonia.

Wanna Altoid??
Man who’s that guy that stopped world war 6 again? Oh it’s the altoid man.

by Shygvy April 1, 2022

national altoid day

may 7th. mark your calendars. you must eat a whole box of altoids. get hype and get ready to celebrate!

ella: i wish there was a holiday on may 7th
me: there is silly! national altoid day!!

by swagmoneyfifi August 4, 2021

altoid

joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.

"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"

by DrPhil July 16, 2008

altoid

Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.

Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong

by Dusting Grose May 17, 2008