Alpons

A dude who has a lot to say and brings a great energy to a room. Sports define his life and he literally wears his love for them on his sleeves. Can be seen wearing a flannel and Vans any day of the week. Would rather have a tequila soda over a beer. Definitely not like Chet...

Whoa, look at Alpons win that ruck!

by notyourmomsfriend November 22, 2021

Alpona

Badass bitch

Who’s that girl?

That’s Alpona

She seems fun. I wanna be get friend

by Tiddies234578 November 26, 2021

alpopoop

Hatred for people who use flushable wipes to wipe their asses.

Normal person: *uses flushable wipes*

Alpopoop: *kills normal person*

by Hobokermit January 25, 2022

alpoplexy

An incapacitating malady in dogs caused by excessive consumption of Purina-brand pet food.

Dogs should be fed a variety of foods to reduce da risk of alpoplexy.

by QuacksO November 21, 2023

Kareem Alpoop-Jabbar

Waffle stop alternative, catch the poop before it hits the shower floor, in one smooth motion sky-hook the poop over the door of the shower into the toilet/sink, just like Kareem Abdul-jabbar in game 6 of the 1974 NBA Finals against the Boston Celtics

Needed to take a shit so bad but I was in the shower so, I hit the Kareem Alpoop-Jabbar

by STINK BROWNIE January 12, 2024