Alessandra

Alessandra is always right, it’s a scientific fact.

1: Do you know Alessandra?
2: Yes, the one who’s always right?
1: Yes!

by fjdjdk August 28, 2022

Alessandra

THE BEST PERSON TO WALK THIS EARTH. MY WIFE.

Alessandra is My wife

by Bootymuncher836 January 21, 2022

Alessandra

A crazy girl, but she'll always be by your side because she's an awesome friend. She's tons of fun, and you can trust her with anything. You'll have many good memories with an Alessandra. She may be a bit psycho, but she's the best friend you could ask for.

"Alessandra? Yeah she's really funny."

by nylhsa addams March 5, 2020

Alessandra

A child that eats and doesnt gain weight, always gets the guys, till Ryan came and she couldn't get over him 😭🦵

yeah dont ask Alessandra

by _mg January 6, 2021

Alessandra

An amazing, talented person. Loves makeup prolly more than her bf but is still a sweet caring person and will do anything to try and make your day better. But when shes mad its the end of the world so dont start with her. Will probably kill someone if they talked down on her or her friends or even her bf. In general is a really good person who just needs time and love. If u have an alessandra. Keep her. She just might be the one for you

Dude 1: say bru that girl u got is a keeper

Dude 2: yessir. Iss cuz shes an alessandra

by Sheluvv_kmoney April 2, 2020

Alessandra

Let's be honest. Have you ever met anyone named Alessandra? Yeah, that's what I thought.

alessandra be like
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by bbigman January 13, 2021

Alessandra

Annoying dip shit that doesn't leave you alone and will bother you all day. No time to yourself. No time for no one but her. Its all about her. always. Don't get with one, or you'll never be able to leave her.

Alessandra is so annoying god I wanna kms. Rather die than listen to her talk.

by faxOnGod April 27, 2020