Alcep

Pipe smoking terminology for the person with the largest pipe, and therefore, the highest standing amongst his or her fellow pipe smokers

Gandalf produced his pipe, it was longer than Bilbo’s. They looked at each other knowingly… "you really are the alcep" exclaimed Bilbo

by Albertino Einsteintini 1969 December 10, 2021

alcohol coat

When someone has reached the level of intoxication that they no longer feel the cold. So they do not require a jacket they have their "alcohol coat."

Mum: you cannot go out wearing that its freezing!
Me: nah mum it's fine I got my Alcohol coat.

by amo:) November 29, 2017

Alcep

When a group of pipe smokers compare the sizes of their pipes and crown one man the champion, or Alcep, based on the size, stiffness and taste of his pipe.

Etymology:

Al – ARABIC definite article meaning “the”
Cep – LATIN, meaning “get, receive, take”

Alternatively, a possible contraction of “old chap” from the Middle English “Aul chaep” meaning ‘old boy’

Zorganthus, Neptunalds and Bob had examined each other’s pipes thoroughly and come to the conclusion that Zorganthus was the Alcep.

by Uruk-hai there! December 11, 2021

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

alchestbreach

Quite possibly one of the funniest youtube personalities out there. Alchestbreach is known for his witty commentary, many voices, and mod reviews.

Person 1: "Yea i was watching this alchestbreach video and i crapped my pants laughing. It was great."

Person 2: "I'll check him out."

by Harvey the cat October 30, 2013

alcohol drop

when a minor calls an older friend/neighbor/grandma to deliver alcohol to a location

"Hey Steve, I heard you just turned 21. Could you hook me up with an alcohol drop?? I'm partying at 123 Beer Road

by gemmmmmmmmmmmma July 31, 2006

Alcoholic Arnie

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.

Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.

Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."

Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"

Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"

bro hug

by Jazzual July 29, 2011