albright college

The biggest mistake one can make when choosing a college. No parties, sports teams suck, academics are suspect at best. Liberal teachers will try to brain wash you into thinking you are getting a decent education. Unless you get to go to school here for free don't there are better options.

My high school was more challenging than Albright College

by teknoteam2000 August 10, 2018

Albrantula

A extremely thiccc white boy who is an enormous pussy, who fucking loves spiders so much he can’t keep his cock in his pants when he sees other female spiders or as he likes to call them, his “web bitch”

That bitch fucked a fucking albrantula

by The wet water rafter July 20, 2019

albry

The most beautiful 😻 person in the entire 🌍

I love albry

by Vvs_Kys1 January 15, 2021

Kailey Albright

A girl who eats like a pig and thinks she knows everything but she is actually annoying.

Hey you know that girl Kailey Albright?
Yea bro she knows everything.

by daddy albright July 4, 2019

Albrecht Syndrom

A disease that includes these symptoms: uncontrollable flatulence, the inability to properly express yourself with words, clumsiness, redness and peeling of the skin, an itchy butt, a soul patch, and anal leakage. This disease is thus far incurable.

Bobby: Uh-oh, I think I might have Albrecht Syndrom!!
Chris: Hey, cool soul patch.

by KBR September 27, 2006

albri

Albri- A lil shit of a lab partner, who always talks shit and bullys the one person that makes her happy

You lil Albri

by theogpluggg May 21, 2018

Albrecht

Nasty dead thing.
So gross she'll make your hair fall out if you look at her too long. You do not want this as your math teacher, ever... she'll make your life a fucking hell.

She refuses to explain anything yet still expects amazing work...
Plays favorites...
I fucking hate her.
She has disgusting fashion sense.
Her hair looks like a trapezoidal alien ship.

"Who do you have for math?"
"Albrecht."
"OMG EW!!!" (runs screaming and dies in a puddle of own disgust)

by Luxxx4d June 4, 2009