Absolute Unit 

Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie

Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit

Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy

Absolute Unit by Fake roadmen June 6, 2020

Absolute Unit 

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

Absolute Unit by chuckeltard September 9, 2020

Absolute unit 

Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.

“Ayo, you’re an absolute unit you are mun”

Absolute unit by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) April 15, 2021

Absolute Unit 

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...

Absolute Unit by Le Handle May 10, 2021

absolute unit 

A man or woman of exceptional body mass, size, and/or corpulence.

Liverpool BMX president Neil Cameron said, despite the name, Kama Kazi is a "lovely bloke", "great with the kids" and also an "absolute unit".

absolute unit by Delbosco October 14, 2021

Absolute Unit 

Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.

Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.

Absolute Unit by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022

Absolute unit 

Absolute unit

Jamie is an absolute unit

Absolute unit by Moefoe2015 March 23, 2022