A.C.T.S.

Assume that every firearm is loaded.
Control the muzzle direction at all times.
Trigger finger must be kept off the trigger and out of the trigger guard.
See that the firearm is unloaded -P.R.O.V.E. it safe.

The vital four A.C.T.S. of firearms safety are Assume, Control ,Trigger and See.

by Inteligento September 5, 2007

A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.

"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"

by Juan Perico March 8, 2009

A.C. the Giblets

The act of aiming your air conditioning down the leg of your shorts during the summer when your balls are sweaty, causing euphoria.

Man 1: That was such a fun basketball game, but my balls are like the Everglades.

Man 2: Dude let's go get in my car and A.C. the giblets until it's like the polar icecaps down there.

by Weaton Leemour January 11, 2009

A.C.A.B

Stands for All Cops are Bastards

The policeman got pissed off by John's A.C.A.B-shirt.

by Sillsallad April 28, 2006

A.C. Slater

Taking a dump on the toilet opposite from the traditional way. Its named after A.C. Slater from Saved By The Bell for the way he used to sit in his chair backwards.

When someone walked in on me while I was taking a dump while sitting backwards on the toilet, I casually explained that I was just AC Slatering it up, just like A.C. Slater sat in Saved By The Bell

by Kyle Berry January 13, 2008

A/C Unit

When women are considered, exclusively, in the grossest possible sexual terms, limited to an ass and a vagina.

Yo... l am hitting the pub tonite. I´ll grab an A/C unit.!

by rperazag June 21, 2010

A.C. Slater

Taking a dump facing the opposite direction on the toilet. AC Slater from "Saved By The Bell" was known for sitting backwards in his chairs, so one only naturally assumes this was also how he pooped.

I took an A.C. Slater so I could rest my laptop on the back of the toilet and watch a movie. It was incredible.

by JJKOOLKID May 17, 2011