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tits on a potato

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A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"
by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009
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Tits On A Boar

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Acronymn for (common as/ useless as) Tits On A Boar. Used in a derrogatory fashion, either to describe someone lacking class or someone who is a waste of space
'She's as common as Tits On A Boar' or
'He's as useless as Tits On A Boar'
by Kizzt February 21, 2006
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tits on a whale

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Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.
1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)
by solflyvoy August 21, 2008
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as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help
as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me
by littlejimmie November 4, 2019
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Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.
"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"
by morethanerica April 3, 2009
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On April 26th it is manditory to show at least one guy your tits
Hey its national show a guy your tits day

*takes off shirt*
by Jesuscock April 12, 2017
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The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears
by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010
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