open a keg of nails

It means to get the party started!

My Dad used to tell us kids that If you all behave we'll stop up the road and open a keg of nails. I belive it originated around So. Indiana and No. Kentucky. Meaning to open a keg of "whiskey" "sharp, biting" "Let's have some fun"

by pablosancho December 28, 2009

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.

Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

by Calico August 5, 2007

Nails on a chalkboard

(idiom) A sound that makes your ears bleed.

*plays an annoying song*

"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"

by ComputerLover May 4, 2020

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

by Brett Mello May 8, 2007

like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009

nailing jello to a wall

What Shreya does when she's not surfing couches or committing domestic terrorism

Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"

by Racist brownies February 4, 2025