a dick shun

When the size of your penis becomes general knowledge and women avoid you like the plague.

It looks like the Red Sea parting when Dan walks through a group of women...now thats A dick shun.

by neorio July 31, 2016

Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick

Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober

by PCWS April 23, 2025

A Big Dick Swinger

A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field

He's a Big Dick Swinger

by momomomco September 16, 2019

find a dick to suck

find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup

dude you stole stuff from my car last night

man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck

dude you are up tight over a joke

man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick

by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

A dick worth sucking

Basically what you say when you agree with a point of view/an attitude that's been expressed/adopted by someone. It means they are worthy of (your) praise. Can be said about a man, a woman, anyone really.

Chick #1 : I think Ronaldo is better than Messi, he just is the GOAT, everyone should accept it, number speak louder than anything Leosexuals could say

Chick #2 : Hun, they can't be compared, they play at different posts, Ronaldo is muscle and hard work ethic, Messi is natural talent, and frankly, they can coexist, I would even say they are complementary, like some sort of Ying and Yang.

Chick #3 : Wow, a dick worth sucking

by maryjanehoelland May 30, 2019

Sit on a dick and spin

Aka SOADAS; An insult equivalent to go fuck yourself. Often used to end an argument leave the person shocked and speechless. If used properly win everytime.

Person 1: Your so stupid! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
Person 2: Go sit on a dick and spin 😏

by Lil_poopie June 10, 2018