Polar bear in a snowstorm

Something that is hard to find

Finding a job is like trying to find a polar bear in a snowstorm

by Hippo12 August 14, 2011

Bear with a sore head

Being in a bad mood when you wake up.

You're like a bear with a sore head every time you wake up Sarah.

by Mr.OC June 26, 2014

Bear hunting with a switch

1) Impossible
2) Frightening

"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"

by Mattake2 March 16, 2008

big enough to go bear hunting with a switch

when theres a kid so big on your football team that u have to point that out to him.

Matulich, you're big enough to go bear hunting with a switch!!! now get angry!

by PeteMat March 3, 2009

square bear to the max times a million

someone who has no friends.

An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.

by JessiD December 9, 2007

roses on a bearskin

The epitome of the most passionate and romantic lovemaking imaginable.

I had the wildest one-night-stand. That shit was like roses on a bearskin.

by Erik Q. May 7, 2008

colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012