Throw a Short Person Day 

On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.

Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes

Throw a Short Person Day by Datanigga November 12, 2020

take a long walk off a short pier 

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

take a long walk off a short pier by mite74 January 5, 2009

A-spot 

The most important erogeneous zone in the female, located over the cervix, also called anterior fornix erogeneous zone. Stimulation of the A-spot during vaginal intercourse can get a woman to a tremendous orgasm lasting for minutes, without forplay. See also AFE zone. The best position to reach the A-spot is the missionary. For many women stimulation of the A spot is the only way to climax.

I was lying on my back and my guy on top and making love to me he gave me such an A-spot orgasm I nearly passed out.

A-spot by Macska April 8, 2010

a spot of bother

A bad place to be; disadvantaged posiitIon, literally or figuratively.

His golf ball appears to be buried in very deep pine straw. Certainly, a spot of bother, at the least!

a spot of bother by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021

a spot of

A small amount of something.

Will you join me for a spot of tea, and maybe biscuits?

a spot of by talk2me-JCH2 December 14, 2022

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

National Kiss a Short Person Day by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

national kiss/hug a short person day 

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.

Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!

national kiss/hug a short person day by someoneeeee(: December 4, 2018