Mondo

A mondo is a massive shit preformed on a toilet. a mondo must be at least bigger than a diarrhea shit. once you have one mondo you’ll never want to normally shit again.

dude 1: bro i just took the biggest shit of all time
dude 2: MANNNNN THAT WAS PROBABLY A MONDO

by bigmondodaddy1 October 9, 2021

Mondo

Mondo means "world class" in Italian and is best used as an adverb to amplify or emphasize adjectives or verbs, i.e. "that chick's butt is mondo juicy" or "I was mondo chillin' with Kelly last night" Simply using mondo to modify a noun i.e. "that's a mondo car" IS FUCKING LAME!!!

A mondo killer wave
That bitch is mondo gorgeous
Dude you were mondo snoring last night

by Bigmoemiami December 29, 2008

Mondo

We all have that one friend who is just a genuinely nice guy. His intentions are always to benefit others and treat his peers with respect. This person in your group is a Mondo.

Matthew is the Mondo in our group because he is always looking out for us.

by Puwackowipol May 4, 2020

Mondo

Contrary to popular belief, Mondo is NOT a word for any occasion. It is of Italian origin and means something along the line of "World"

Mondo Cane = "dogs world" or "a world of dogs"

by thealmightywangmaster May 28, 2004

Mondo

derived from philosopher-mathematician-logician Leibniz's conception of 'monads', mondo is the essence of monads, which compose reality. this corroborates the denotation of mondo in italian: 'world'. see also: gonad, gondo

yulemen are mondo swank

by lakitu January 22, 2004

Mondo

Someone you do not like or appreciate. Someone who is a backstabber and a liar.

Why did you mondo me like that?

by darren garcia October 2, 2013

mondo

Crap make of football, usually a penny floater, not disimilar from a tango adidas ball

dude i aint playin with that 'kin mondo crap, its not even round bro

by G-Pac July 1, 2005