Martha Stewart

Surely as much an epitome of the American Dream as Donld Trump? And fuck those SEC charges, that's all part of the American Dream.

I wish my dick was 3 inches longer so I could take on Martha Stewart.

by notapaki August 10, 2003

Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.

I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

martha stewart

Pulling out of something right before it mess up or fails.

Dude, You just pulled a Martha Stewart back there!

by KanseiFC April 25, 2004

filthy martha stewart

When Martha no shower, but she did the do anyways.

YOU SMELL LIKE A FILTHY MARTHA STEWART

by Marthabae2k16 September 13, 2016

martha stewart

Super smart woman. making money by doing ordinary things. people hate because there jelous. i dont see you with he money do i no! muhahaha

rich!bitch! smart! crazy! funny! good thing!

by s December 19, 2003

Martha Stewart

Martha don’t snitch, she’s too streetwise a real street n**ga

Martha Stewart A real one

by jridyxhhe July 31, 2022

That Martha Stewart

Describing the best sex act. Martha Stewart is a perfectionist at everything. Therefor, anything she does sexually must be perfection as well.

He ate that pussy so good, it was like he put that Martha Stewart on it.

by LRPeer March 29, 2024