cluster fuck

When a series of events collide to create a huge predicament.

"The rescue teams' helicopter crashed while trying to rescue the survivors, turning the once huge problem into a clusterfuck."

by Heraf May 1, 2003

cluster-fuck

a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation

your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)

by Da Monkey 716 August 20, 2009

cluster fuck

When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...

"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."

by Skycop August 21, 2016

Cluster fuck

An orgy of the coronavirus man.

Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

cluster fuck

A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.

Iraq, No Child Left Behind, and so on.
See also walking cluster fuck

by jesster79 February 9, 2005

cluster fuck

a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)

Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011

Cluster Fuck

A drinking game where you get FUCKED UP.

You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.

by Jamie Monks August 20, 2007